Spiro Agnew

01The last stars will burn out in approximately 100 trillion years; after that, only stellar corpses remain for quadrillions more.
02Black hole evaporation via Hawking radiation means a stellar-mass black hole takes 10^67 years to vanish — the longest countdown in physics.
03In heat death, entropy is maximized: no information can be processed, meaning no thought, computation, or memory is physically possible anywhere.

Sitting Vice President Spiro Agnew received cash in small envelopes — handed directly to him inside the White House — while simultaneously prosecuting law-and-order rhetoric on national television. He resigned October 10, 1973, pleading no contest.