Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo

01Caesar's soldiers killed roughly 10,000 Pompeians and captured 15,000 at Thapsus; the lopsided toll suggests a rout, not a battle.
02Ancient sources including Plutarch record Caesar falling into a seizure at the onset, carried to a nearby tower to recover while his army fought without him.
03After the battle, Caesar's own veterans executed several surrendered enemy officers on the spot — Caesar was reportedly unable to stop them.

A cannibal feast on Tanna , Vanuatu, c. 1885–1889

Teodoro Obiang seized power in 1979 by having his uncle Francisco Macías Nguema shot on a football pitch, then ruled Equatorial Guinea for over 40 years while amassing a personal fortune from oil.